Monday, 17 August 2009

Femininity 101

This was going to be a couple of lines rant but instead turned out to be a long ass post..

What the hell is wrong with these women who talk like they are having an orgasm!! Do u think it makes u feminine or extra girly or attractive?! NO IT DOES NOT!! Talking like that makes u sound like morons and it does NOT make u more desirable in men's eyes! Adding aaahhh, ohhhhhh, eeeee's, and panting when having a regular conversation is just so fucking wrong! Goddammit that makes u sound like a moaning chimpanzee!!

Was talking to someone and she was doing the above when I screamed at her and told her talk faster i.e normal! She starting chatting at a faster pace like a parrot!!! And was conversing like a normal female! So why the fuck waste my time to say something in 4minutes that I swear to u could be said in 15seconds!! Bitch plz man the fuck up and talk without ooohs and aaahs like you're gettin laid!

Look problem is we give men far more credit than they deserve. We assume we can only get a man by switching on our sexuality to max and seduce him. Infuckingcorrect! We seem to forget that we are WOMEN and a woman is capable of bringing a man to his knees No matter who he is without enticing his private parts! My dear girls its all about the brains not the balls.. Enticing a man's brain will have an everlasting impression on him whereas enticing his private parts will take no longer than moments to be forgotten.

Look no matter how feminine u are u don't really talk like that! U know it and I know it.. We all have soft voices we all can talk with an extra sweet tone and be feminine when we chose too yet that lameness is just bull!! If your aim is to entice a man u can do it without those spasticated eee's and aaah's that u do when talking! Hell you can turn a man into a puddle with simply wearing the right fragrance or a single gentle stroke of the arm. I beg of you women don't reduce yourselves to whores just because it might help u in getting a man!

Your femininity is far more effective when used correctly.. Know how to use it to your advantage rather than to your disadvantage..

21 comments:

Sh7afana said...

*high five*

Anony said...

*et3archeb sh7afana*

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

*tarketh bara lblog bser3a*

looks like there's gonna be a chic fight :P

Livingmylife said...

fourme .. one word for u .. A7EBICH!

LA LA JAD! e7irooni wala wala e7irooni ;'( ya3ni its so pathetic o raby!!

they talk to girls like that to enzayn liesh? e7achoon guys like that fahamna bas why tlk to girls like that too?

i dont get it ..

loved the post barad chabdy . merci

Xxo

Dreamer;* said...

:o
you hit it on the mesmaaaaaaaar!
ya3ny bel 3agel .. why talk like 7aleema boland when you can talk like angelina jolie?
i agree feircly :D

3anooda said...

jibteeeeeha

la oo shinu ba3ad yiqharny?? al7een if those hoes wanna do that with the guys they speak to ok fahamna - lakin shaku ur still doing it when talking to girls!!! wila tabeen you seduce kilman '3arbal allah ibleeskum intu oo ur phone sex operator voices

Jack Ass said...

Nice to know sensible girls like You Exist. {Not tat I dint know.But still.}

The "ooohhh aaahh whores " make me sick.The only kinda men who "fall" for such women are assholes with no sensitive side to them.

By the way,

1}"Look problem is we give men far more credit than they deserve" - Disagree

2} "We assume we can only get a man by switching on our sexuality to max and seduce him. Infuckingcorrect "- Agree

3} "We seem to forget that we are WOMEN and a woman is capable of bringing a man to his knees.No matter who he is without enticing his private parts" ! - Why on earth do you wanna bring men to their Knees ? {Although the next two sentences do moderate the above sentence. But Still ! }

Elegant Chic said...

Gimme a hi-5 girl!

I just hate it when peeps talk with aaaahh's oooo's eeee's..
They think it's something gr8... yuck!!!!

Âme said...

You said it absofuckinglutely right.

Agree with all which was said.

~ Soul

Anonymous said...

maybe she was trying to seduce you?

ZoN said...

looool u cracked me up, i love it :P

never came to your head she might me a lesbian? LOOL

bs balls works too :P

i totally agree with u "Enticing a man's brain will have an everlasting impression on him whereas enticing his private parts"

can i clone u? hehe

FourMe said...

Sh7afana:
hehe *high five*
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Anon:
Stop attacking my buddies!
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Dandoona:
Ohh let them bring it on!!
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Living:
Hehe 7abebty 7abitich el3afiya..
Very very pathetic and beyond lame.. They assume by talking in such manner it makes them appear more feminine and ladylike whereas simply makes them sluts!

Thank u dear :)
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Dreamer:
Ohh lord don't even get me started on 7aleema and her facade! Eww..
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3anooda:
Morons 3abalhom etzeed elonootha this way! G6ee3a eyeboon elmaraath!! Laa ya3nii jad tabeen etsolfeen eb mawthoo3 matgdreen cuz ga3da etdalaa3 3ala rasich! Way3a!!
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Jack ass:
Thank u dear.. Those "men" just wana get into their pants that's all..

3. My dear some women enjoy doing that for the fun of it.. A women can wrap a man around her pinky without the ooo's and aaa's if she knows how to communicate with him. Yet those idiots think that way of speech does it.. What I meant is there are alternatives if that was their aim..
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Echica:
*high fives* :p
Lameness.. Lameness.. Lameness that's all I can say!
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Ame~soul:
:)
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Anonymous:
Eww! I've been hit on by lesbians from before so I know if one is hitting on me.. She just thinks it makes her extra feminine..
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Zoooon:
:D

Hehe eww stop it with the lesbian talk :/
Balls work but their hype diminishes after the climax..

Hehehhee nop there's only one FourMe :p although u can wait for 20 years or so for little FourMe's!

serenade said...

well said,, btw you're hilarious!! ;*

Ms. D said...

oooffffaaaaih.. Barradty chabdy!

Mishkila fe reyayel e3ybon 3ala ely mn hal no3eya yet tlagenhom they end up weyahom :p looool sij t7isen ina eew kafwek yal monafiq

Ana ma3abbir asma3 hal zift.. Agolehom "ma asma3.. Shno? 3eday.. Mo fahma"

R.. said...

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bs !!
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ahahaha !!!!!!!
eee walla 9a7 ilsaniiich !!!!!!!!!
qa9iiiiib we're sexciii !!!!!!! @@
GET A LIFE B^$*%# !!!!!!
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ansam518 said...

women who talk like that should charge by the hour... if you know what I mean! ge6ee3a!!!

f7ee7eely said...

I think its more of a social classification that they are after rather then snatching a man...nothing turns me off more btw

Um Mit3ib said...

kila min hal khaysa 7aleema boland

Amethyst said...

I don't even ask them to talk normally. I just walk away. It's disgusting.

Amethyst said...

I don't even ask them to talk normally. I just walk away. It's disgusting.

Even Sweeter said...

Some girls have this very feminine extra soft voice min allah they r totally natural o akher hamhum ina they sound sexy
Bs girls who try too hard yeah it is pethedic