Monday, 1 June 2009
It's a Bitch feast!
+ Why is it when things go wrong they all go wrong at the same time?? time to bitch and complain so here goes..
+ Is it payback for having TOO much fun last month and being my old self and not having a care in the world and turning family time into FourMe gone crazy'ish time :/
+ So remember my Pmdd and the hell that I was going through? Well they've had me on every hormone known to mankind for the past 3 months and it has solved the problem by 90% and turned me into a girlie girl on top of it. Yaaay right? No, NO fucking yaays here! I have to be on those bloody hormones till u know when? Till I find an ass that's willing to marry me so I can get laid and fix my bitch ass hormones! Ya yaaa gloat u sons of twats! My only solution is a man, bitch ass cosmic payback time ain't it?? I bitched and complained for years that I don't wanna get married and have kids till the day came where my fucking hormones wont stop acting like a maniac of a mad woman till I get laid or have a little dumb version of me!!
Seriously?! No fucking fair :( what the hell either I go through 3 weeks of hell every month or go on medication for years to come, plus be this shy girly EXTRA feminine girl :(( Come the fuck onnnnn!! The pills I can handle but the patches literally rip my skin off everytime I change them (every other day) imagine something is super glued to ur skin and u have to remove it every 48 hours, I swear it hurts :( so yaaa I have to endure this medication for at least 4 more months and if by then my skin hasn't all been pulled out of its place I would be placed on contraceptive pills, fucking virgin on the pill! Yay fucking me!! I aint going on it, it was hell taking it so am sticking to my lovely hormone doses that are ripping my skin off and making me a girly girl that blushes at the sight of any man!!
+ Wait it gets worse :D woke up to the worse case of hay fever.. with the lovely sunny weather my allergies kicked in and I'm sneezing the life out of me.. thank the Lord for Flixonase best damn med on earth!!
+ My best besssssst buddie is coming to London tomorrow for couple of days and he's too crazy and too insane and I'm in no mood to be insane.. I'm tired I wannaa hide under the covers and sleeeeeeeeep!! Must regain insanity must be insane for couple of days..
+ Hmmm I have a feeling I'm forgetting something.. I need to bitch about something else but I can't remember what ?!
+ FourMe is in need of some babying and loving.. baby me damnit!!
+ Never mind I'm still smiling :)
p.s. If I get any "ohh I'm willing to screw u and save u the trouble" idiotic comments I will hunt ur dumb ass down and beat the crap out of u and stick my patches all over u and rip them off one by one and torture ur ass to death! So spare me!