God I hate hospitals! And to drag myself to one all alone it must be for something worth it :/ my heart pain was getting worse so I dressed myself up, told mum am going out, and came to the hospital :(
They hooked me up with 10 wire thingys to a machine EKG or whatever its called to check the damned heart.. With all the wires I felt like a satellite receiver :/ then came a very funny male nurse who took 5 tubeys of blood.. I swear I have no more blood left in me.. I was tellin him how terrified of needles I am and he says..
Him: u women can handle pain us buggers can't tolerate crap! Now why are u here darling?
Me: my heart hurts
Him: why you in love? Only love makes the heart hurt. I was in love and in pain all the time. I left her ass and now no more pain I'm good (with a big smile across his face)
Seriously where else in the world would u get nurses like that if not in london! And as he left he says "get well soon darling we wanna see u around in the pub"
Answered the 1000 and 1 questions had an x-ray done. Made me gulp down 3 pills, I have no idea what they were for just bloody swallowed them. I'm drowsy as hell. They checked for every possible thing from lung clotting to heart problems to muscular inflammation and gave me the strongest pain killers they have and guess what they don't know what's wrong.. Her answer was I really don't know what's wrong or why you have those pains..
I'm fucking knackered and sedated as hell and still in pain.. I will kill anyone who tells me to go to a doctor again..