It is official the 28th of May is Red Lipstick Day!! I don't know which deranged son of a bitch came up with that but hey they did!!
Wait I have to bitch a bit before telling u what RLday is, don't hate me its for your own good. Now the lot of you are obsessed with red lipsticks and for some magical reason you all wear the same shade of red!! Regardless of it NOT suiting you, but hey its a trend and trends are followed blindly aren't they! Did you know that make-up is an art? Did you know that the whole female population CANNOT wear the same shade because you are not all identical twins!! Yet you all do God bless your souls. I have nightmares about red lips and its all your faults! I'm scarred for life I tell u :/ Why whyyyy do you follow trends blindly? I beg of you stop it! Stop looking like you've been mass-produced in a cheap ass factory in China!
Ok back to make up.. If make-up is not applied wisely u simply look like a clown! No scratch that it looks like u dipped your face in Bob the builders cement bucket! Now we don't want that do we?! Colours applied need to suit your skin colour, shape of your face, eye colour, hair colour, and suit your features. For example, if I wear a red lipstick I look like a 5 rouble Russky ho! And for that reason I do not because I am too fair, my eye colour is light, and my hair is dark. Simply does not work.
Red Lipstick Day will be held in Harrods on the 28/5. For £25 donation to make-up workshops offered to cancer patients, celebrity make-up artists will sit your ass down and tell you which shade of Red Lipstick will look good ON YOU and only YOU! I might pass by just to see what they say even though I know all shades of red will turn me into a Russky ho but hey am willing to give it a try, all for the sake of good make-up ay?
Now I suggest you all come to London for the day and listen to the suggestions and save your arse's from looking like adorable duplicates of each other till this red lipstick saga is over. All you ladies out there take out your lipsticks and raise them high and vouch never to wear a RED shade that doesn't suit you ever again!
God bless Mac's Red Lipstick!