Let me tell you something who ever created the dishdasha saved your arses because some of you do not know how to dress!! Its all about the presentation my dears and some of you boys are doing a crappy job at presenting yourselves! Now lets go over couple of things I promise I shall be gentle. Oh and I do know what I'm talking about! I discuss 'male fashion' more than women's fashion! Amazingly enough I can turn any ugly duckling into a handsome prince. Trust me I have done it!
- Death to the POLO!! - For the love of God STOP wearing polo shirts! Do you know what it feels like seeing hundreds of you flocking after each other all in the same shirt! Looks like the lot of you just came out of the polo factories. Its like you're a walking advert for polo.. "We come in all sizes and colours! Buy one get 50 free!"
- Hairy Legs! - Would you like to see us women walking around showing our hairy legs? Answer the question! Would you?? The same answer goes for YOU! We the female gender do not I repeat do NOT enjoy seeing your hairy legs! We got used to the sight because you lot won't wear a decent length pants instead you wear your really short shorts and make us suffer seeing your hairy legs and thighs right in front of our faces.. Oh and the shorter the short the more you sit with your legs crossed Oh Very Manly of you I have to say!! Fine I know the weather is hot wear knee length shorts and preferably cropped pants so we won't get to see so much leg! But damn it cover the fuck up! You're hairy legs are of a disturbing sight!!
- White Boy! - Boy go and get a damn tan!! Most women don't like seeing a boy whiter than SnowWhite!! It makes you seem fragile and panzy looking.. Its not just my opinion its the general consensus that white boys don't turn us on! Sorry to burst you're bubble but the Darker the BetteR..
- Long Locks! - What can I say that won't hurt your feelings! Ok long hair on a male is a NO No! Long hair is for US.. Short hair is for YOU. Simple as that! SO please go shave your bloody locks off! I swear to you long hair on men is NOT attractive. Oh I won't even discuss the faggots of you who go and blow dry their hair at barbers.. You're not even worth me wasting my time explaining how wrong and faggoty that is!!
- Nails/Feet - You may not know this but 'some' women check your feet and hands out the same way you check our goods out. A man with dirty long nails is just an unhygienic idiot. A man with cracked heels and dirty feet is just a dirty bastard! I for one check out a man's feet before his face and let me tell you something I have seen some disturbing sights!! You'd see a guy looking immaculate from head to toe but when zooming in on his feet you'd see gangrene shit growing on the fuckers foot! That is an automatic turn off! I beg of you take care of your hands and feet because they ARE important and do make a difference.. And NO it is not gay to take care of your hands and feet and an occassional manicure and pedicure won't disturb your manhood and make you a lesser man! On the contrary it may get you some ;)
- Pinky! - Oh boy have you got this one wrong! On some of you its looks amazing and weird enough looks better when your heads are shaved off! But on some my God you look like pimps! Its a vibrant colour it must suit your skin tone. Not any man can pull off a pink shirt. Any ways if you are as white as snow do NOT wear a pink shirt, really the contrast of colours doesn't work, honestly you look like a walking marshmallow. If you're dark dark tanned then just forget it, it doesn't suit you full stop! And to those who believe they look hot in PiNK I say go for a second opinion..
Note: A post soon on teaching you buggers how to dress..