I know this isn't constructive criticism but I don't care because you bloody buggers don't get the picture.. So till then I shall take the piss out of you :D
- Tight Ass!! - Now now wearing tight ass jeans or pants is WRONG on so many levels that I cannot even explain. To start with wearing them with short t-shirts oh my lord just writing about it I feel my stomach turning. Ok what are you trying to prove with tight ass jeans? Your Manhood! That went out of the window the day you bought these jeans or what? Do you know what the image of you wearing tight ass jeans and seeing your privates all squashed to one side does to us!! I'll tell you it makes us switch sides oh and especially when we can see that you're package is ain't all that!! My dear boy if you haven't got a decent package then I suggest you cover the fuck up and not flaunt it around town!!
- Tight Tops! - Seriously!! Do you honestly believe that you wearing a shirt tighter than mine is gonna make you look hot?! No boy it makes you look like a panzy.. I can't say much on this seeing I believe any dude who wears tight shirts is a fag..
- Mr. Muscle! - Ya ahlaan Come to mama baaaby! So mama can smack you with a shoe on your head! I HATE MUSCLES I HATE THEM I BLOODY HATE THEM! Set aside that I like my men to be MEN with some meat on them and not toned as a stick. Showing of your steroid filled muscles does NOT make you a man it makes you a FOOL for proving that you are unable to build your own muscles hence resulting to injecting yourself with crap to build you up like a balloon!!
- Heavenly Scents- Perfumes are vital they are literally a head turner. Not shower in the perfume but a dab here and there makes a difference. Perfumes are to be sprayed not showered with. You passing by and making us sneeze over and over again isn't gonna turn our heads instead you're making our insides turn..
- Men Holding Hands!! - You Are THE MAN! I dedicate this song to you..
YMCA - Village People