Is it in a Man's nature to be an ass??
Yes today I am generalising. I FourMe believe that all Men at one point in their lives turn into a Donkey's Ass.
I am not basing my judgement on this one occasion only but actually on many occasions that I have come across in my life. The following conversation was between an old acquaintance and myself.
This is how the conversation went:
Donkey's Ass: Hi eshlonich shakhbaarich etc......
FourMe: Fine thanx, how are you? and how is the WIFE and BABY ?
Donkey's Ass: 7amdila tamam, both are good.. and the kid eyshawig
(note he married his wife after a love story)
FourMe: Good to hear, alah ykhalee lik inshallaa
Donkey's Ass: What are you doing on Valentines day?
FourMe: Nothing, planning on staying at home, I don't celebrate it.
Donkey's Ass: Noo ya gaaalbi don't stay at home lets go out for dinner. Ha eshgeltay?
FourMe: Huh! Isn't Valentines Day for people in love ? So where is your Wife??!
Donkey's Ass: She's in Kuwait.. yala eshgeltaay ?? 3ashaaany
FourMe: No thanks.. take care byee
Ladies & GentleAsses
I believe all Men are Donkey's Arses!
Shakespeare: "Asses are made to bear, and so are you"